I’ll teach you for a price

Can you teach me how to use the iPhone, Pat said to his girlfriend.

Your very patient, I think I’d learn quickly from you.

I’m available for a price, his girlfriend said.

Oh, pat said, what is your price?

Just send me some sexy pics and we’ll shake on it, ok? His girlfriend said.

Send some sexy pics to your phone? No way!

If we break up, you’ll use them and god knows where they’ll end up!

I promise I won’t, she said.

The answer is no, he said! I’m not putting pictures of my body out there!

I’ll do something else for you, something that doesn’t involve my body and something that is not going to make me go broke.

Ok, she said, a nice bunch of flowers, and a steak dinner, that’s all I want in return for teaching you how to use your iPhone.

You got it, he said, lets shake on it then.

Author: Carol anne

I am 40 years young. I'm blind and I have dissociative identity disorder, I also have complex PTSD. I blog about my life with these disorders. I live in Ireland.

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