Your three things today are:
The ending to the news article was great.
The caption read:
Put your bottom in the air, if you just dont care!
Sophie giggled. Who thought up that caption, she wondered.
Still, it was a good ending to the daily news. Most of the time the news was so depressing.
She snipped the article out of the paper and decided to go show it to her husband.
He laughed when he saw it.