Sarcasm, and wit!

“I am busy right now, can I ignore you some other time?

“Find your patience before I lose mine.”

“It’s okay if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste.”

“Do you think God gets stoned? I think so… look at the platypus.” Robin Williams, Actor

“Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until they speak.” Steven Wright

“If you find me offensive. Then I suggest you quit finding me.”

“Sarcasm is the body’s natural defines against stupidity.”

“I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face but with words.”

“Life’s good, you should get one.”

“Cancel my subscription because I don’t need your issues.”

“I clapped because it’s finished, not because I like it.”

“If I had a dollar for every smart thing you say. I’ll be poor.”

Author: Carol anne

I am 40 years young. I'm blind and I have dissociative identity disorder, I also have complex PTSD. I blog about my life with these disorders. I live in Ireland.

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