“I am busy right now, can I ignore you some other time?
“Find your patience before I lose mine.”
“It’s okay if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste.”
“Do you think God gets stoned? I think so… look at the platypus.” Robin Williams, Actor
“Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until they speak.” Steven Wright
“If you find me offensive. Then I suggest you quit finding me.”
“Sarcasm is the body’s natural defines against stupidity.”
“I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face but with words.”
“Life’s good, you should get one.”
“Cancel my subscription because I don’t need your issues.”
“I clapped because it’s finished, not because I like it.”
“If I had a dollar for every smart thing you say. I’ll be poor.”
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Lol brilliant, my Dad always said sarcasm is the lowest form of whit! 💜
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And I agree with him on that 😉
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So so I 💜💜
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💞💞
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LOL! There ya go!
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🤣🤣🤣
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These are really good!
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Thanks Di 💟💟🤗
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I had the privilege of seeing Robin Williams brought up from the audience at a comedy club in LA. It was awesome to see him!
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I best, I love Robin Williams, he’s so funny 😊💜💜
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Fantastic quotes 👏👏
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Thank you, Reena 😊💕
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Reblogged this on Reena Saxena and commented:
Sarcasm, and wit ….by Carol Anne
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Thank you for reblogging this Reena xx
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Hilarious 😆
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🙌😍💜💜
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Lol yeah God probably does get stoned. Makes so much sense… “what if God was one of us”
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Lol 😁
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Thanks, reena xo
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