Fibbing Friday, March 15th

FIBBING FRIDAY MARCH 15

What would a Friday be without the chance to fib? So, put on your thinking caps and prepare your biggest whopper.

Here are this week’s questions:
1.What did the fox say? ” Who knows, I cant make it out, hehhehe!
2.What really ran Grandma over? Her range rover, she’s too old to be driving!!
3.Those aren’t elves in Santa’s workshop…what are they? Fairies! How else does he make hundreds of toys so quickly?
4.What were the milkman’s confessions? I deliver more than just milk 🙂
5.The Mad Hatter wasn’t really a hatter, what was his occupation? Psychiatrist!
6.What is your favorite sandwich? Ham and pineapple, lol, oh that’s a pizza! Haha!
7.What do you like to curl up with on cold winter nights? Some things should be kept private. 😲
8.Davy Jones doesn’t have a locker…what does he have? ahem, I cannt say, its too rude!
9.Blackbeard was a not a pirate…what was he? A zookeeper!
10.What are the real directions to Neverland? I’ll never tell.
11.Why do people in old tv shows and movies spend so much time sitting on their front porch? They’re so bored, and they cant figure out what else to do!
12.What really happened to the three little pigs? one went to market, one stayed home, and the other went wee wee wee all the way home!
13.What really is Trump’s Space Force? The space between his ears.
14.Who brings the Easter eggs? Oh now, that would be my Nitro furbaby! He loves chocolate!
15.What is down the rabbit hole? Bunny Poop!

If you’d like to fib, head on over to “The Haunted Wordsmith” –

https://thehauntedwordsmith.wordpress.com/2019/03/15/fibbing-friday-march-15/

S.Y.K time!

Its so you know, S.Y.K time over at revenge of eve! So I thought I’d participate today!

Her questions that she is posing are below…

•Have you ever wet your pants or the bed as an adult? Ages 18- current age? I have wet my pants from laughing a few times. The bed, on occasion, if I am having a nightmare, but not a lot.
•Who is your all-time favorite comedian? How would you describe the style of comedy you enjoy? My all time favourite irish comedian is Brenden O’Carroll. He is so funny, well I think he is anyway. He has a tv show now, Mrs. browns boys. I love it. He can be crude, but I think he’s hilarious. The style of comedy I like is stand up.
•Do you and your friends and/or family have a funny person in your circle? Yes, that would be me! Haha!
•Are you good at telling jokes? I am I think. People always laugh, whether its because I am funny or well maybe they are just humouring me, but they always seem to laugh at my jokes!

I hope you enjoyed my answers to Eve’s questions!

Friendly fill ins week 141

This week I am participating in the friendly fill ins challenge, I dont have the hosts links to hand, but if you google friendly fill ins I am sure you’ll find them on wordpress.

So here are the 4 questions that we are challenged to answer.

1. I get to take a long, bubble bath this weekend! Now that is what I call a little piece of heaven!

2. So far, 2019 is full of work and studying! I need a vacation already!

3. I will never tire of snuggling with our pets. Its such a good feeling to feel their fur and warmth.

4. Can you believe that its almost february? I cant! Time is just flying by!

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Fibbing Friday

Teresa over at the haunted wordsmith has posed these questions to us, the object is to come up with as many fibs as you can to answer the questions!

QUESTIONS:

  1. What was the strangest thing you ever caught? A dolphin but I let her go again
  2. What was something you once found at a road side stand? A shark!
  3. What is the greatest book of all time? Now that is going to have to be, something the egyptians wrote!
  4. Who deserves to win a Grammy? Me!
  5. And the winner for Best Actor goes to? My dad! Hes such a whiner, hed make a terrific actor!
  6. What is something you have won an award for? Standing on my head!
  7. If someone looked on your phone, what would they be shocked to find? Directions to all sorts of places!
  8. What is something you always look forward to when eating out? The bill!
  9. What is the first thing that runs through your head when you see a squirrel? Awwww cuuute!
  10. What is something you have always wanted to try? Octopus! Now that would be fun!
  11. If you could only have one food for the rest of your life what would it be? Broccoli!
  12. How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? If I get there first, hell be a dead woodchuck, Ill use him in the fire!
  13. All the geysers in Yellowstone drainedwhat do they find? Dead bodies!
  14. Instead of King Tut, what did they find in his tomb? A whole lot of books with lots of egypian secrets in them!
  15. Who is buried in Grants tomb? Hell one of my many victims!
  16. Who really runs your country? Not the orange cheeto thats for sure!
  17. The best advice ever given was: Go fuck yourself! Ahahaha! ❤

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Ask me a question!

Ok guys, I am going to do a Q and A post!
Anyone wanna ask me a question? I am putting it out there, so ask away!
I am open to answering any and all questions from my readers!
So…
If there’s something you’d love to know about me, just ask!
I promise to answer truthfully!

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Question of the day?

What is something your excited about?

Me, I am excited about today, about starting college. I am really really super excited about it. I think it is going to be fun! I am hopeful of learning a whole lot of new things and hopeful of being able to apply what I am learning to my work on friendly call, and also apply it to myself, since well I do have mental illnesses, and you can never have enough information I believe about your illnesses, knowledge is power!
How about you? Is there something your super excited about?

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Did you know? 7th January 2019

Did you know?
That today is the birthday of SOS? In 1904, the Marconi Company established “CQD” as the first international radio distress signal. Two years later, this signal was replaced by the “SOS” signal. “CQ” stood for “seek you” and “D” stood for “danger.”

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