Fibs galore #Fibbing Friday 21st October!

1. Jonah wasn’t swallowed by a whale…he was swallowed by a lion.

2. Who (or what) could make even the fiercest pirate quake in his boots? Being chased by a herd of elephants.

3. What did Huckleberry Finn have to really paint? The mona lisa.

4. What is the best food that can be paired with red wine? A nice hamburger, or a chili cheese burger!.

5. What’s the best thing to wear in the sun? Nothing or if you have to wear something, lots of suntan lotion.

6. Why do dogs chase after cars? Because they think their owners are in the car.

7. What did the cat say to its kitten about the humans? Watch this, kiddo, I’ve got them wrapped around my paw.

8. Goldfish are not fish. What are they? Pesky bugs.

9. What would you rather do instead of sleeping? Read of course.

10. The Phantom didn’t haunt the Opera House…he haunted my house…

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Author: Carol anne

I am 40 years young. I'm blind and I have dissociative identity disorder, I also have complex PTSD. I blog about my life with these disorders. I live in Ireland. View all posts by Carol anne