Fibbing Friday March 22nd

Teresa of the haunted wordsmith is asking us to fib as its fibbing Friday! So here are her questions! If you want to play along go over to her blog the link to her post is at the end of mine! And link up your post there so she can see you are participating!

Ok on to her questions!
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  1. You wanted to book a trip to Athens, but the agent misunderstood youwhere did they send you? To ethiopia! She thought thats what I said!
  2. What will customs agents find in your luggage? Lots of liquid! Of the alcoholic sort! haha! 😀
  3. What do you sneak aboard the flight, and what do you sneak it in? Pepsi, in a water bottle! Usually you cant buy it until your on bord!
  4. The plane crashes everyone survives where did you crash? On a sandy beach!
  5. What are three things you find at your crash site? Crabs, shells, sand?
  6. Survivors see a rescue opportunity but dont take itwhy? Because they want the people rescuing them to look better, these guys and gals dont look right at all, they’re afraid what might happen to them if they allow them to rescue them!
  7. What are you finally rescued by? A firetruck and two hot firemen!
  8. What is the first thing you do when you get back home? Go to bed! I love my nice warm bed! 😀
  9. The airline offers you money, but you turn it downwhat do you get instead? A drink of water and some crackers!
  10. You decide that a cruise is safer, where do you go? Anywhere in the carribean? I would love nothing better than to be on a carribean island!
  11. You get marooned on a deserted island but find huts and scientific equipment made out of coconutswhat happened to Gilligan and the Skipper? They started doing their disappearing act again, their famous for it…
  12. A fishing boat rescues you, but you have to pay Poseidon for safe passagewhat do you pay? I pay with chocolate! Lots of chocolate! 😛
  13. He rejects your fare and throws you across the worldyou land safely, but where do you end up? New zealand!
  14. How does your story end? It ends with me having a blast in new zealand and then its on to australia, hot, wild times ahead for me!

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Fibbing Friday, March 15th

FIBBING FRIDAY MARCH 15

What would a Friday be without the chance to fib? So, put on your thinking caps and prepare your biggest whopper.

Here are this week’s questions:
1.What did the fox say? ” Who knows, I cant make it out, hehhehe!
2.What really ran Grandma over? Her range rover, she’s too old to be driving!!
3.Those aren’t elves in Santa’s workshop…what are they? Fairies! How else does he make hundreds of toys so quickly?
4.What were the milkman’s confessions? I deliver more than just milk 🙂
5.The Mad Hatter wasn’t really a hatter, what was his occupation? Psychiatrist!
6.What is your favorite sandwich? Ham and pineapple, lol, oh that’s a pizza! Haha!
7.What do you like to curl up with on cold winter nights? Some things should be kept private. 😲
8.Davy Jones doesn’t have a locker…what does he have? ahem, I cannt say, its too rude!
9.Blackbeard was a not a pirate…what was he? A zookeeper!
10.What are the real directions to Neverland? I’ll never tell.
11.Why do people in old tv shows and movies spend so much time sitting on their front porch? They’re so bored, and they cant figure out what else to do!
12.What really happened to the three little pigs? one went to market, one stayed home, and the other went wee wee wee all the way home!
13.What really is Trump’s Space Force? The space between his ears.
14.Who brings the Easter eggs? Oh now, that would be my Nitro furbaby! He loves chocolate!
15.What is down the rabbit hole? Bunny Poop!

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Fibbing Friday

Teresa over at the haunted wordsmith has posed these questions to us, the object is to come up with as many fibs as you can to answer the questions!

QUESTIONS:

  1. What was the strangest thing you ever caught? A dolphin but I let her go again
  2. What was something you once found at a road side stand? A shark!
  3. What is the greatest book of all time? Now that is going to have to be, something the egyptians wrote!
  4. Who deserves to win a Grammy? Me!
  5. And the winner for Best Actor goes to? My dad! Hes such a whiner, hed make a terrific actor!
  6. What is something you have won an award for? Standing on my head!
  7. If someone looked on your phone, what would they be shocked to find? Directions to all sorts of places!
  8. What is something you always look forward to when eating out? The bill!
  9. What is the first thing that runs through your head when you see a squirrel? Awwww cuuute!
  10. What is something you have always wanted to try? Octopus! Now that would be fun!
  11. If you could only have one food for the rest of your life what would it be? Broccoli!
  12. How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? If I get there first, hell be a dead woodchuck, Ill use him in the fire!
  13. All the geysers in Yellowstone drainedwhat do they find? Dead bodies!
  14. Instead of King Tut, what did they find in his tomb? A whole lot of books with lots of egypian secrets in them!
  15. Who is buried in Grants tomb? Hell one of my many victims!
  16. Who really runs your country? Not the orange cheeto thats for sure!
  17. The best advice ever given was: Go fuck yourself! Ahahaha! ❤

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