jokes, from lexi!

dees ar joks I lik I hope you do too theyre funy I fink
lexi six

Q: Why are frogs so happy?
A: They eat whatever bugs them

Q: Why did the computer go to the doctor?
A: Because it had a virus!
Q: What do you call a man with no body and just a nose?
A: Nobody nose.
Q: What did the baby corn say to the mama corn?
A: “Where’s Popcorn?”
Q: What kind of jokes do you make in the shower?
A: Clean Jokes!
Q: What do you call a dinosaur with a extensive vocabulary?
A: a thesaurus.
Q: What do you call a laughing jar of mayonnaise?
A: LMAYO
Q: What did Bacon say to Tomato?
A: Lettuce get together!

Author: Carol anne

I am in my mid 40's. I'm blind and I have dissociative identity disorder, I also have complex PTSD. I blog about my life with these disorders. I live in Ireland.

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