Never trust an elevator. They’re always up to something.
A clean house is a sign of a broken computer.
The early bird gets the worm… but the second mouse gets the cheese.
If at first you don’t succeed, then skydiving is definitely not for you.
Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it.
Age is just a number… in your case, a really, really high one.
Don’t take life too seriously. No one makes it out alive anyway.

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