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Fibbing Friday 29th August. | pensitivity101

1. Why did the chicken cross the road? He was running late for the dentist
   2. Why are eggs oval in shape? It is to make them cook faster when they are put in a pot of water.
   3. Who said Humpty Dumpty was an egg? Little bow peep
   4. What is fumigate? Another way of saying someone farted.
   5. What is a wuss? Puss’s cousin.
   6. What is a spotter? Someone whose covered in chicken pox.
   7. What is the speed of light? No one knows, it is a bit of a mystery.
   8. What is a hangover? What I get from my sleep meds.
   9. What is a grammy? One of the 7 dwarfs.
   10.What is lycra? Another slang word for the word like.