- What is pilau rice? Another name for rice crispies.
2. What are eggs benedict? Something priests eat.
3. What is a souffle? It is the gel that Donald trump puts in his hair.
4. What is baked Alaska? It is the US state of Alaska on an unseasonably warm day.
5. What is crème brulee? A type of creamer for coffee.
6. What is a victoria sponge? What queen Victoria uses to wash herself in the shower.
7. What is a raspberry roulade? Another name for raspberry ripple ice cream.
8. What is cannoli ? A type of board game.
9. What is kamaboko? The bullshit that comes out of Donald Trump’s mouth.
10. What are sweetbreads? They are cakes that have gone bad because they are there for too long.

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