Therapy Bits

Here are Di’s questions for this weeks fibbing Friday prompt!

1. What is an orderly? It’s the opposite to a disorderly
   2. What is an auxiliary? A muscle in your heart
   3. What is a clip? It is a type of earring
   4. What does ECG mean? End cockney grammar
   5. What is The Crash Team? They are astronauts who make moon landings
   6. What is a candy striper? It is the machine that candy pops out of when you put in coins
   7. What is an IV? It’s an inconspicuous voice
   8. What is a call button? It is what you press when your upstairs in your bedroom and you want your mom to serve you a mug of tea
   9. Why is everything white? Because if it was black it’d be boring
   10. Why don’t they have biscuits on the tea trolley? Because they’re too cheap to spend the money on biscuits.

Fibbing Friday 23 Feb | pensitivity101 (wordpress.com)