The two brothers argued like crazy. There was a huge schism in their opinions.
I’m right, matthew said.
No, your not, frank retaliated.
Listen, bro, why can’t we agree to disagree?
Oh shut it, Matthew quipped, your an asshole.
If I’m an asshole then your just an idiot, Frank said, and then he playfully punched matthew on the shoulder.
Now come on, or we’ll be late for our game of cards!

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