Woof woof woof it is me Charlie! And I am back to tell you all about my adventures!
I really had so much fun this afternoon. Mom was hanging out the washing on the line, and she lets me into the garden with her and I run around at top speed and bark my head off at the cats.
They hate me and I am not impressed by them either. They are nuisances.
Plus they got the leftover chicken and that chicken was supposed to be mine!
There was no apple pie today. Carol Anne had fruit salad but I didn’t get any. She forgot I was under the table and she didn’t notice me staring up at her longingly.
I love barking and I am a champion barker. My bark is so loud. I scare all the neighbours.
This morning when I woke up and when mom got up and came out to the kitchen I barked at the top of my lungs. Carol Anne was sleeping, so mom was trying to keep me quiet, but I would not stay quiet, I wanted to bark.
Carol Anne said she never even heard me barking! She was so tired and in a deep sleep and she didn’t even hear a thing!
Fancy that! I’ll have to bark even louder in future!
Carol Anne asked me if I’d like to go on holiday to her house, and I want to, but mom and dad said no. That isn’t fair! I want to go spend a few days at Carol Annes place. I think that’d be nice! I could go out in her back garden and look at the birds, and I could make friends with the dogs that live next door! But those dogs are very small, Carol Anne calls them rats.
I know they bark a lot so we could have a barking competition!
I’d definitely win that!
I’ll just have to bark at the postman and the delivery people! They are all afraid of me, and I wouldn’t mind, but I don’t bite! I just jump up and lick people, it is just that I have a ferocious bark.
Well I’d better get going, I have treats to eat, and if I don’t go eat them dad might decide the cats can have them! And that I don’t want!
Woof, woof!
See you soon!

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