Thank you Linda G for hosting Saturday stream of consciousness…
Your Friday prompt for Stream of Consciousness Saturday is “stickler.” Use it any way you’d like. Enjoy!
My Uncle Fred, a **stickler** true,
For rules and order, through and through.
His socks must match, a perfect pair,
Or chaos reigns within his lair.
He’d measure lawns with meticulous care,
And grumble ’bout the neighbor’s hair
(That overgrown, unruly hedge,
Just *begging* for a verdant pledge!)
He’d correct your grammar, every time,
And frown upon a rhyming crime.
He’d triple-check the tea’s hot brew,
And lecture on what *you* should do.
He once demanded, with a mighty roar,
That sporks be banned and forks restore!
So if you’re messy, or a bit absurd,
Prepare to be completely heard
By Uncle Fred, the **stickler** grand,
Who rules with a perpetually disapproving hand!

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