My thanks to Di for hosting this challenge, it is so much fun, join in, you’ll be glad you did!
Funny phrases this week, who said these…here are my fun answers!
1. I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right. Donald Trump.
2. My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. Me on a bad day!
3. My diet plan: make all of my friends cupcakes, the fatter they get, the thinner I look. Mr. Blobby.
4. My wallet is like an onion. When I open it, it makes me cry. Elon Musk.
5. You never realize what you have until it’s gone. Toilet paper is a good example. Borris Johnson.
6. Chocolate doesn’t ask silly questions, chocolate understands. The easter bunny.
7. I don’t need a hair stylist, my pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. Afro man.
8. My favorite exercise is a cross between a lunge and a crunch… I call it lunch. Joe Wicks.
9. Whoever said nothing is impossible has never tried slamming a revolving door. Ozzie Osbourne.
10. I don’t sweat, I sparkle. Tina Turner.
Well, that was fun! I hope you enjoyed my fibs!
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