Wit and wo’s!

I am not sleeping so am writing little fun poems, this one is about how I am feeling tonight, and it is not meant to poke fun at those suffering from chronic pain!
Just wanna make that clear!

Ouch ! My back hurts
Oh! my knee hurts

If I use the cream
People will scream
you smell like Uncle walter

The heating pad
The heat will melt away the pain
Not to drive me insane

I am never carrying a heavy load
If I am lying turn me into a toad.