Have a giggle!

HI EVERYONE
ITS LIZ! I THOUGHT I’D DO THE WORD OF THE DAY CHALLENGE, THE WORD FOR THE DAY WAS GIGGLE! SO HERE YOU GO, A FEW OF MY SARCASTIC PHRASES, HAVE A GOOD GIGGLE AT THESE!
😀
“Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until they speak.”
– Steven Wright

“It’s okay if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste.”

“If you find me offensive. Then I suggest you quit finding me.”

“I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face but with words.”

“I’m not saying I hate you, what I’m saying is that you are literally the Monday of my life.”

“Unless your name is Google stop acting like you know everything.”

“Find your patience before I lose mine.”

“I never forget a face, but in your case, I’ll be glad to make an exception.”

“My imaginary friend says that you need a therapist.”

“Just because the voices only talk to me doesn’t mean you should get all jealous. You’re just a little too crazy for their taste.”

“Sarcasm, because beating the crap out of people is illegal.”

“I’ve got a good heart but this mouth…”

“Tell me how I have upset you, because I want to know how to do it again.”

“I’m not crazy! The voices tell me I am entirely sane.”

“Thank you for leaving my side when I was alone. I realized I can do so much without you.”

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