they broke their freakin hearts

okaaay guys, its time for your weekly giggle…
right so i got this letter on tuesday from the department who provides my weekly disability money. it said since you are recieving the living alone allowance and the fuel allowance you will now also qualify for our new telephone allowance, to be payed weekly to your account.
right, i thought. great.
so…how much is this phone allowance, which is supposed to help you pay your phone bill?
wait, drumroll guys, are you ready for the grand total?
2 euro 50 cent a week!
can you believe it? they really broke their freakin hearts didnt they?