These are courtesy of bluebird of bitterness! Funny stuff here guys! Its not Monday but well I thought you could all use a laugh!
Tag: lol
Pranked!
Me and my sister pranked our mom! We used an app, to do it.
The app rings the person. So mom got a phone call from an american lady pretending to be the pharmacy calling her. She told her that she had her prescription ready, but mom was smart. She didnt fall for it.
She asked the girl what name she had, and the girl just said oh I just was told to call this number, I have 3 months supply of genital wart cream for you to pick up.
Mom was like, no, you have the wrong number, and then she hung up on her.
After a few minutes my sister rang our mom and then we told her what we’d done. She took it well. She saw the funny side of it.
I never knew there were apps to do things like prank call people! Man there’s an app for everything nowadays isnt there?
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Oh my bad
Well it turns out that I was the cause of my internet not working! Well not my internet, but my email. I was trying to set it up on my mac. I entered what I thought was my password, only to find out that actually I’d changed it and was entering in the wrong one.
Lol. I am so stupid sometimes! I cant believe I forgot I’d changed it!
Anyway all is good now! It works! I managed to set up my account on the mac, and all is fine with it!
Yay!
Lol!
It is a myth that you need to rise and shine to have a good start to a day. You can roll around in bed thinking about friends like me and you will still have a great start to the day.
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Good morning!
Why dogs are better than kids
It doesn’t take 45 minutes to get a dog ready to go outside in the winter.
Dogs cannot lie.
Dogs never resist nap time.
You don’t need to get extra phone lines for a dog.
Dogs don’t pester you about getting a kid.
Dogs don’t care if the peas have been touched by the mashed potatoes.
Dogs are housebroken by the time they are 12 weeks old.
Your dog is not embarrassed if you sing in public.
Average cost of sending a dog to school: $42
Average cost of sending a kid: $103,000
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Truth
Dogs and computers!
Hope this gets to the list.
Dogs and Computers – Same or Different
Favorite Food
Dogs: kibbles
Computers: bits
Method used to end undesirable behavior
Dogs: hit with rolled up newspaper
Computers: hit control-alt-delete
After destruction of personal property
Dogs: dog not found
Computers: file not found
Favorite trick
Dogs: roll over
Computers: play dead
Fun way to mess with their heads
Dogs: peanut butter on roof of mouth
Computers: peanut butter in CD-ROM drive
Consequence of virus
Dogs: replace valuable carpeting
Computers: replace valuable data
Waste disposal tool
Dogs: pooper-scooper
Computers: CCleaner
Sensitive internal procedures
Dogs: must be undertaken by fully qualified professional
Computers: may be undertaken by that guy at work who fixed one kind of
like this
once
Method of marking territory
Dogs: lifting leg
Computers: “Designed for Windows”
Unique behavior
Dogs: lick and drag
Computers: click-and-drag
Inexplicable physical feature
Dogs: declaw
Computers: scroll lock key
Estimated life
Dogs: 12 years
Computers: 12 months
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