Do you need a laugh? Read this!

Farmer John lived on a peaceful, quiet rural highway. But, as time
went by, the traffic slowly built up to an alarming rate. The
traffic was so heavy and so fast that his chickens were being run
over at a rate of three to six a day.

So one day Farmer John called the sheriff’s office and said, “You’ve
got to do something about all of these people driving so fast and
killing all of my chickens.”

“What do you want me to do?” asked the sheriff.

“I don’t care, just do something about those crazy drivers!”

So the next day the sheriff had the county workers go out and
erected a sign that said:

SLOW: SCHOOL CROSSING

Three days later Farmer John called the sheriff and said, “You’ve
still got to do something about these drivers. The school crossing
sign didn’t help at all.”

So, again, the sheriff sent out the county workers and they put up a
new sign:

SLOW: CHILDREN AT PLAY

That didn’t help any more than the school crossing sign. So Farmer
John called again, and the sheriff tried a new sign that didn’t
work. This went on every few days for the next three weeks.

Finally, Farm John told the sheriff, “Your signs are doing no good.
Can I put up my own sign?”

The sheriff, glad to get Farmer John off his back said, “Sure thing,
put up your own sign.”

The sheriff got no more calls from Farmer John. A few weeks later,
curiosity go the best of the sheriff, and he decided to give Farmer
John a call.

“How’s the problem with those drivers. Did you put up your sign?”

“Oh, I sure did, and it’s worked like a charm. Not one chicken has
been killed since. ”

He hung up the phone.

The sheriff was really curious now and he thought to himself, “I’d
better go out there and take a look at that sign… it might be
something that WE could use to slow down drivers…”

So the sheriff drove out to Farmer John’s house, and his jaw dropped
the moment he saw the sign. It was spray-painted on a sheet of wood:

NUDIST COLONY

Go slow and watch for chicks!

Love myself, day 4

Good morning
I’m already on day four of my love myself challenge, wow! I cannot believe I’ve stuck with it for four days!
Today I am happy to say that I was able to think of something that I love about myself relatively quickly.
And what is it, your probably asking.
Well, I love my laugh!
😀
I know thats probably weird, but I do!
So heres to my quirky laugh! Which always makes others laugh too!
hehehehee
😀

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When we share…

When we share laughter,
There’s twice the fun;
When we share success,
We surpass what we’ve done.
When we share problems,
There’s half the pain;
When we share tears,
A rainbow follows rain.
When we share dreams,
They become more real;
When we share secrets,
It’s our hearts we reveal.
If we share a smile,
Then our love shows;
If we share a hug,
Then our love grows.
If we share with someone
On whom we depend,
That person becomes
Family or friend.
And what draws us closer
And makes us all care,
Is not what we have,
But the things that we share.

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they broke their freakin hearts

okaaay guys, its time for your weekly giggle…
right so i got this letter on tuesday from the department who provides my weekly disability money. it said since you are recieving the living alone allowance and the fuel allowance you will now also qualify for our new telephone allowance, to be payed weekly to your account.
right, i thought. great.
so…how much is this phone allowance, which is supposed to help you pay your phone bill?
wait, drumroll guys, are you ready for the grand total?
drumroll…
2 euro 50 cent a week!
can you believe it? they really broke their freakin hearts didnt they?

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