Tag: Laughter

3.2.1 quote me! Attitude!

Fandango has invited everyone to participate in this 3.2.1 quote me post on attitude which was started by Rory of a guy called bloke and K9 doodlepup!
Heres fandango’s great post with some awesome attitude quotes in it!
https://fivedotoh.com/2019/04/16/3-2-1-quote-me-its-all-about-attitude/#comment-56939

So I shall take part, because anyone who knows me knows, I’m the queen of attitude! Right?

Oh yes I am! 😀

So heres my selection of attitude quotes!

I feel so miserable without you, its almost like having you here.

If you find me offensive. Then I suggest you quit finding me.

I dont know who said them but damn they’re hilarious!

And if you want to take part, your it! tagged!

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Fibbing Friday, March 15th

FIBBING FRIDAY MARCH 15

What would a Friday be without the chance to fib? So, put on your thinking caps and prepare your biggest whopper.

Here are this week’s questions:
1.What did the fox say? ” Who knows, I cant make it out, hehhehe!
2.What really ran Grandma over? Her range rover, she’s too old to be driving!!
3.Those aren’t elves in Santa’s workshop…what are they? Fairies! How else does he make hundreds of toys so quickly?
4.What were the milkman’s confessions? I deliver more than just milk 🙂
5.The Mad Hatter wasn’t really a hatter, what was his occupation? Psychiatrist!
6.What is your favorite sandwich? Ham and pineapple, lol, oh that’s a pizza! Haha!
7.What do you like to curl up with on cold winter nights? Some things should be kept private. 😲
8.Davy Jones doesn’t have a locker…what does he have? ahem, I cannt say, its too rude!
9.Blackbeard was a not a pirate…what was he? A zookeeper!
10.What are the real directions to Neverland? I’ll never tell.
11.Why do people in old tv shows and movies spend so much time sitting on their front porch? They’re so bored, and they cant figure out what else to do!
12.What really happened to the three little pigs? one went to market, one stayed home, and the other went wee wee wee all the way home!
13.What really is Trump’s Space Force? The space between his ears.
14.Who brings the Easter eggs? Oh now, that would be my Nitro furbaby! He loves chocolate!
15.What is down the rabbit hole? Bunny Poop!

If you’d like to fib, head on over to “The Haunted Wordsmith” –

https://thehauntedwordsmith.wordpress.com/2019/03/15/fibbing-friday-march-15/