Pranked!

Me and my sister pranked our mom! We used an app, to do it.

The app rings the person. So mom got a phone call from an american lady pretending to be the pharmacy calling her. She told her that she had her prescription ready, but mom was smart. She didnt fall for it.

She asked the girl what name she had, and the girl just said oh I just was told to call this number, I have 3 months supply of genital wart cream for you to pick up.

Mom was like, no, you have the wrong number, and then she hung up on her.

After a few minutes my sister rang our mom and then we told her what we’d done. She took it well. She saw the funny side of it.

I never knew there were apps to do things like prank call people! Man there’s an app for everything nowadays isnt there?

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Joke. Butch the rooster

Sarah was in the fertilized egg business. She had several hundred young
pullets and ten roosters to fertilize the eggs. She kept records and any
rooster not performing went into the soup pot and was replaced. This took a
lot of time, so she bought some tiny bells and attached them to her
roosters. Each bell had a different tone, so she could tell from a distance
which rooster was performing. Now, she could sit on the porch and fill out
an efficiency report just by listening to the bells. Sarah’s favorite
rooster, old Butch, was a fine specimen but, this morning, she noticed old
Butch’s bell hadn’t rung at all! When she went to investigate, she saw the
other roosters were busy chasing pullets, bells-a-ringing, but the pullets
hearing the roosters coming, would run for cover. To Sarah’s amazement, old
Butch had his bell in his beak, so it couldn’t ring. He’d sneak up on a
pullet, do his job, and walk on to the next one. Sarah was so proud of old
Butch, she entered him in a show and he became an overnight sensation among
the judges. The result was the judges not only awarded old Butch the “No
Bell Piece Prize”, they also awarded him the “Pulletsurprise” as well.
Clearly old Butch was a politician in the making. Who else but a politician
could figure out how to win two of the most coveted awards on the planet by
being the best at sneaking up on the unsuspecting populace and screwing them
when they weren’t paying attention? Vote carefully in the next election:
You can’t always hear the bells.

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