Dogs and computers!

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Dogs and Computers – Same or Different

Favorite Food

Dogs: kibbles

Computers: bits

Method used to end undesirable behavior

Dogs: hit with rolled up newspaper

Computers: hit control-alt-delete

After destruction of personal property

Dogs: dog not found

Computers: file not found

Favorite trick

Dogs: roll over

Computers: play dead

Fun way to mess with their heads

Dogs: peanut butter on roof of mouth

Computers: peanut butter in CD-ROM drive

Consequence of virus

Dogs: replace valuable carpeting

Computers: replace valuable data

Waste disposal tool

Dogs: pooper-scooper

Computers: CCleaner

Sensitive internal procedures

Dogs: must be undertaken by fully qualified professional

Computers: may be undertaken by that guy at work who fixed one kind of
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Method of marking territory

Dogs: lifting leg

Computers: “Designed for Windows”

Unique behavior

Dogs: lick and drag

Computers: click-and-drag

Inexplicable physical feature

Dogs: declaw

Computers: scroll lock key

Estimated life

Dogs: 12 years

Computers: 12 months


Nova’s random word of the day, embargo

The towns people decided that they wanted an embargo on the word fuck! Frank thought this was outrageous!
Who does that! He exclaimed!
I love that word! I need to be able to use it!
Its part of my everyday vocab!
His wife just laughed at him, and playfully punched the air!
Find a new word, frank!
Its not as easy as that, he sighed.
That word has gotten me out of a lot of sticky situations!
When I tell people who I dont like, go fuck yourself, they know I mean business!
When I say, fuck you, they know I am serious!
Oh frank, his wife cried!
Why cant you just be a little nicer to people! It really takes more strength to be nice than to be mean!
Frank was having none of it! I’m not a pushover, he shouted!
His wife just said, whatever! I have things to do! If your going to be grumpy you can be grumpy on your own! Dont try to make me agree with you!
And with that, she stormed off, leaving frank to stew!