One liner Wednesday- Sarcasm rules!

I CANT HELP IT IF I AM A SARCASTIC BITCH! LMAO! PEOPLE HAVE ACTUALLY CALLED ME THAT TO MY FACE.
SO WHAT’D I DO? I SAID, FUCK IT, SARCASM RULES!
AND MY SAYING FOR TODAY?
I SAID TO DR. BARRY, OUR PSYCHIATRIST, WHEN SHE ASKS ME HOW ARE YOU LIZ?
“WELL, HOW AM I?”
“EVERY DAY AT THIS TIME I FREAK OUT!”
THATS HOW I AM!
SHE LAUGHED BECAUSE SHE KNEW I WAS BEING MY USUAL SARCASTIC SELF!
NOW I JUST NEED A SHIRT THAT SAYS THAT. I’M SURE I COULD GET ONE MADE.
I ALSO NEED THE SHIRT THAT SAYS “SARCASM, LIKE WE NEEE YOUR SUPPORT!
LMAO!

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