This is super funny. I had to share it. 😀
The holidays for June 8th, 2019 are:
Best Friends Day
Betty Picnic Day
International Young Eagles Day
Jelly-Filled Doughnut Day
Name Your Poison Day
National Caribbean American HIV/AIDS Awareness Day
National Rosé Day
Upsy Daisy Day
World Brain Tumor Day
World Gin Day
World Oceans Day
Worldwide Knit in Public Day
What would Friday be without a chance to do some good-spirited fibbing?
Enjoy today’s questions:
1. Why do cable companies offer so many channels no one watches?
To make us all that little bit more mindless, after all most of them are mindless tv…
2. Who invented lemon meringue pies?
Mr. and Mrs. lemondrop.
3. Why did people invent the sandwich?
Because they thought we werent all fat enough already so they thought they’d invent a food to make us all fatter.
4. What was the stone age?
a timem in the distant past, that none of us remember, for good reasons.
5. Why do people grow more annoying as we age?
As we age we get more quirky…
6. What is doomsday?
hmmm maybe the day the world ends, or is about to end…
7. What do fish do all day?
remember the last 2 seconds of their day, makes their days really interesting?
8. Who are the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse really?
Now that would be telling…
9. How do you make a cake?
just throw everything in a bowl and hope it turns out…
10. What is the best ice cream topping on a sundae?
A whole lot of toppings all mixed in together, delicious
11. What is your ideal style of home?
A house with four or five bedrooms in a neighbourhood thats built up, becuase then you’d never be lonely…
12. What is the strangest hobby?
Identifying music using the shasam music app, now that is weird, especially if the person doing it does it everywehre they go, its a little unnerving
The holidays for June 6th, 2019 are:
Atheist Pride Day
Drive-in Movie Day
National Applesauce Cake Day
National Eyewear Day
National Gardening Exercise Day
National Higher Education Day
National Hunger Awareness Day
National Moonshine Day
National Yo-yo Day
Russian Language Day
The holidays for June 5th, 2019 are:
Apple II Day
Festival of Popular Delusions Day
Global Running Day
Hot Air Balloon Day
National Attitude Day
National Gingerbread Day
National Tailors’ Day
National Veggie Burger Day
Sausage Roll Day
World Environment Day
A few chuckle to brighten your Monday…
via Monday Funnies…
The holidays for June 2nd, 2019 are:
American Indian Citizenship Day
Children’s Awareness Memorial Day
I Love My Dentist Day
National Bubba Day
National Cancer Survivors Day
National Child’s Day
National Frozen Yogurt Day
National Gun Violence Awareness Day
National Rocky Road Day
National Rotisserie Chicken Day
Yell “Fudge” at the Cobras in North America Day