Have a giggle!

HI EVERYONE
ITS LIZ! I THOUGHT I’D DO THE WORD OF THE DAY CHALLENGE, THE WORD FOR THE DAY WAS GIGGLE! SO HERE YOU GO, A FEW OF MY SARCASTIC PHRASES, HAVE A GOOD GIGGLE AT THESE!
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“Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until they speak.”
– Steven Wright

“It’s okay if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste.”

“If you find me offensive. Then I suggest you quit finding me.”

“I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face but with words.”

“I’m not saying I hate you, what I’m saying is that you are literally the Monday of my life.”

“Unless your name is Google stop acting like you know everything.”

“Find your patience before I lose mine.”

“I never forget a face, but in your case, I’ll be glad to make an exception.”

“My imaginary friend says that you need a therapist.”

“Just because the voices only talk to me doesn’t mean you should get all jealous. You’re just a little too crazy for their taste.”

“Sarcasm, because beating the crap out of people is illegal.”

“I’ve got a good heart but this mouth…”

“Tell me how I have upset you, because I want to know how to do it again.”

“I’m not crazy! The voices tell me I am entirely sane.”

“Thank you for leaving my side when I was alone. I realized I can do so much without you.”

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Staggy? Whose staggy?

An old prompt word but I had to share my laugh of the day! I love funny videos, this one is hilarious!
Its me and my partner Jess, at the airport, about to go to Disneyworld in florida! We were chattering and then we decided to play a game! Tune in to hear us giggle and hear our giggle of the day and the absolute fool I made of myself!
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