If cats ruled earth…

Today’s prompt over at what if we all cared:
if cats ruled earth
Feel free to respond in your favorite way whether it be a poem, short story, photo, video . . however you best relate to the prompt. Simply post your ideas, create a ping-back and use the hashtag #whatif.
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Cats, I am not a huge fan, but, if they ruled earth, well, I think they rule earth already lol!

They prance around and are fiercely independent, they do their own thing. They only want feeding, and to me, are not very loyal! They just like to come and go as they please! At least that is what I’ve noticed!
(lalala)
They take over the bed, the chair, the work surface, everywhere!
Everywhere is theirs!
hahahaha they are just totally hilarious!
Dogs want comfort, cats want independence!

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Do you need a laugh? Read this!

Farmer John lived on a peaceful, quiet rural highway. But, as time
went by, the traffic slowly built up to an alarming rate. The
traffic was so heavy and so fast that his chickens were being run
over at a rate of three to six a day.

So one day Farmer John called the sheriff’s office and said, “You’ve
got to do something about all of these people driving so fast and
killing all of my chickens.”

“What do you want me to do?” asked the sheriff.

“I don’t care, just do something about those crazy drivers!”

So the next day the sheriff had the county workers go out and
erected a sign that said:

SLOW: SCHOOL CROSSING

Three days later Farmer John called the sheriff and said, “You’ve
still got to do something about these drivers. The school crossing
sign didn’t help at all.”

So, again, the sheriff sent out the county workers and they put up a
new sign:

SLOW: CHILDREN AT PLAY

That didn’t help any more than the school crossing sign. So Farmer
John called again, and the sheriff tried a new sign that didn’t
work. This went on every few days for the next three weeks.

Finally, Farm John told the sheriff, “Your signs are doing no good.
Can I put up my own sign?”

The sheriff, glad to get Farmer John off his back said, “Sure thing,
put up your own sign.”

The sheriff got no more calls from Farmer John. A few weeks later,
curiosity go the best of the sheriff, and he decided to give Farmer
John a call.

“How’s the problem with those drivers. Did you put up your sign?”

“Oh, I sure did, and it’s worked like a charm. Not one chicken has
been killed since. ”

He hung up the phone.

The sheriff was really curious now and he thought to himself, “I’d
better go out there and take a look at that sign… it might be
something that WE could use to slow down drivers…”

So the sheriff drove out to Farmer John’s house, and his jaw dropped
the moment he saw the sign. It was spray-painted on a sheet of wood:

NUDIST COLONY

Go slow and watch for chicks!

#whatif prompt 9.20.18

Today’s prompt:

sleep fasting

Feel free to respond in your favorite way whether it be a poem, short story, photo, video . . however you best relate to the prompt. Simply post your ideas, create a ping-back and use the hashtag #whatif.
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Sleep fasting? What is that?
I don’t know
How about that?
A question, is it that?
I guess it could be
We’ll just have to see!
Sleep fasting
Is it lack of sleep?
I need to think!
I need to just see!
Lack of sleep
Every night, that’s me!
So I’m sleep fasting
UntilI simply
Fall down with tiredness!
So if you see me
With a mug of coffee
Remind me, that
Caffein causes lack of sleep
Sleep fasting, maybe?
Yes, indeed!

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Bad dog!

So this morning as you all know I had to go out as I had my dr. barry apt.

The taxi arrived and the guy beeped and I went to go out the door. I realised I forgot my key to my front door so I went back inside to get it.

Meanwhile the driver was on his way in the gate to help me out to the car.

Of course when I went back inside, I left the front door ajar. Nitro bolted out to greet the taxi driver, and then the little brat wouldnt come back in!

I called for him to come in, he ignored me. I tugged on his collar, he sat down. The more I tugged the more he rooted himself to the spot.

Eventually I somehow got him to go in! I was like so frustrated by this point!

Silly silly puppy! He has a mind of his own!

He’s so funny. I bet he thought if he refused to go back in for long enough I’d take him with me. I normally do but I decided this morning I wouldnt, just because I knew I wouldnt be gone too long, and I was getting a taxi directly to the door so didnt need him to guide me in.
carol anne

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I love My cute dog

so ive been having snuggle time with nitro. and I am loving it.

Isnt it cute how we talk to dogs? Like little kids? I’ve been talking to nitro, calling him all sorta cutesy names.

He loves it. He snuggles closer then.

All you hear out of me is “look at that cute puppy dog!” “oh look!”

If anyone heard me they’d probably think I am mad! But I dont care!

I love my dog and if I have anything to do with it the whole world is going to know!

Do you talk to your dog?

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nitro is so happy in the sun

nitro is just loving the sunshine, well thats when he’s not exhausted from it, but yesterday, I gave him an empty water bottle, and he proudly pranced around the garden with it in his mouth, teasing our dads dog biggie as if to say, look what I got lol. Biggie tried to then chase him, but nitros way too fast and can easily run rings around him. Well biggie is 12, and a little bit on the chubby side so…no wonder nitro can run faster than he can lol.
but he really enjoyed playing in the garden, he loves going to my parents house, as there is another dog to play with, and he enjoys that, and today my parents will be taking on my sisters two pugs, while she’s off to spain for two weeks.

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