Zarley and the pork chops!

So, for dinner tonight pat was going to do pork chops. He took them out of the freezer last night, to defrost them, this afternoon they were thawed out, and he went to check on them. He had put a paper towel underneath them, and one on top of them, and the pork chops were in freezer bags.
He felt on the work surface, but he couldnt find any pork chops.
Then he noticed zarley. He was licking his lips.
Yep, you’ve guessed it, Zarley ate the four pork chops!
He got them off the work surface, brought the bags out in the garden, tore them open and ate the contents.
Needless to say we had to make alternative food arrangements for dinner!
We ended up having burgers, with bacon and chili cheese on them!
And I must say they were delicious!
I did think it was pretty funny what zarley did, he has awful manners!
He’s a real food hog!