Go out? Who me?

FOWC with Fandango Brass

Nitro is being as bold as brass!
He’s refusing to go outside!
I mean point blank refusing. He’s having a staring match with me, and he’s winning because well, I cant stare him down!
I went to open the back door and what did he do?
He sat down! He refused to move!
I tried to get him to get up by standing behind him and poking his butt with my leg, but nope!
That monster sat there and refused to go out!
But wait, I just had a thought!
Treats! Go grab a treat! That’ll get him up and moving!
He’s being cantancarous in his old age!