One liner Wednesday, A great PA!

Me tonight to my PA: Thanks for everything, I enjoyed walking the dog tonight, your a great PA!

My PA: Awwww thanks! such a nice  thing to say to me!

But I don’t know who I prefer, you, or nitro!

Hahahaha!

Way to make me feel good, my dog is cuter than me!

❤

Cutie nitros making me laugh again!

My dog is incredible! I mean it guys, he’s always making me laugh! He’s done it again now! Just what I needed, a good laugh!
Last week, I was outside in my front garden, talking to my next door neighbour, and I brought him out with me. He sniffed around for a while, and then unbeknowns to me, he did a huge pooh! I mean this was no ordinary sized one! No it was humungus!
I was like, I am not going to clean that!
So mom did it for me!
Tonight, I let him follow me out while I threw something in the bin, and what do you know, he pooped again! Another huge one!
I had to laugh! Is he trying to tell me something?
Last week, my PA saw what he’d done and said, he is building a house! He should have been an architect! 😀
She thought he was hilarious and so do I!
I mean tonight, I had just let him out five mins beforehand, in the back yard to go! But he had to wait until I let him out in the front garden to go! Now anyone walking in to my house can see his monster sized pooh!
😀
But he’s cheered me up! Thanks, cute boy!
😀

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and he wants out now?

my dog is a clown! i’ve been trying all night since 8 pm to let him out. i fed him at 6:30. i let him out just before he was fed. normally he goes out for the final time to pee around 8 or 9 pm. tonight though he had other ideas. he wouldnt go. he literally went into his bed, sat down in it and refused to budge, no amount of coaxing him, calling his name, patting my leg to get him up, nothing would coax him to go out. so i quit after a while because i was feeling frustrated. so 2 hours went by. at 11 pm im in the bedroom, and in he strolls, tail wagging, comes up to me, i was on the bed on the computer, pushes his wet nose in my face, and starts whining. and im like, dude, you want out now? at 11 pm at night? thank god i have a back yard and i dont have to bring him out on the street! i’d be so scared and nervous if i had to go out on the street with him. so yeah im really thankful for my little back yard. it means i can let him out and stand inside and not worry about him running off, i can close the door if i need to, wait for him to finish and then call him back inside. tonight though when i finally let him out i stood at the back door and listened to see if i could hear him doing his business. i couldnt, all i heard was cars passing by. eventually i called him back inside, and now he’s cuddled up in his bed, happy again. im happy too. he wont need to go out now until at least 6 AM tomorrow morning. i was thinking if he didnt go out tonight he’d probably wake me up at like 3 or 4 AM wanting out then.
carol anne

Poetry

you wag your tail
lick my hand
immediately im calm
your presence i love
makes me feel so at ease
knowing your right there
helping me…
lifting my spirits
helping me cope
oh how i love you so
a wag of that tail
and i’m instantly smitten
your just oh so cute
and labs are my all time favourite breed
but you know that too…
dont you?

funy nitro

nitro so funy
he fink he geting biscuits
and he standin lukin at us
lik hes saying to us
give me biscuits
hahaha
he a funy buny wel he a dog not a buny 😀
but he is very cute
i love him lots
he gets his medcins in cheese
wrap in cheese every day
that gona mak him fat i tink
you tink so too guys?
adelle i four

When your dog wants to be a brat…

so its bucketing down outside. i mean pouring. i only went to the door and opened it and the rain soaked me, and i didnt even go out in it!
anyway. i was letting nitro out to do his business. have a pee etc. and after a minute or two i called for him to come back in, but did he do what i asked of him? noooo, my monster doodle wants to be a brat!
monster doodle is my pet name for him, hes not a doodle, he’s a lab retriever cross. yeah, dont ask…lol 😀
so i’m standing there, getting soaked, calling, and he’s ignoring me, cuz he knows im in my pj’s and cant go out there and anyway even if i could i wouldnt, because its raining!
finally, i go to my room, get the whistle, and start whistling for him, and finally, after another few minutes in which he was soaked through, he came in!
silly pooch! he’s soaking now and so I sent him to his bed!
He’s not happy with me! 😀
carol anne