Fibbing Friday June 7th

What would Friday be without a chance to do some good-spirited fibbing?
Enjoy today’s questions:
1. Why do cable companies offer so many channels no one watches?
To make us all that little bit more mindless, after all most of them are mindless tv…
2. Who invented lemon meringue pies?
Mr. and Mrs. lemondrop.
3. Why did people invent the sandwich?
Because they thought we werent all fat enough already so they thought they’d invent a food to make us all fatter.
4. What was the stone age?
a timem in the distant past, that none of us remember, for good reasons.
5. Why do people grow more annoying as we age?
As we age we get more quirky…
6. What is doomsday?
hmmm maybe the day the world ends, or is about to end…
7. What do fish do all day?
remember the last 2 seconds of their day, makes their days really interesting?
8. Who are the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse really?
Now that would be telling…
9. How do you make a cake?
just throw everything in a bowl and hope it turns out…
10. What is the best ice cream topping on a sundae?
A whole lot of toppings all mixed in together, delicious
11. What is your ideal style of home?
A house with four or five bedrooms in a neighbourhood thats built up, becuase then you’d never be lonely…
12. What is the strangest hobby?
Identifying music using the shasam music app, now that is weird, especially if the person doing it does it everywehre they go, its a little unnerving

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