What came before the big bang?
A little boom!
What did Galileo drop off the tower of Pisa?
A sack of stones!
Is a Cartesian bear similar to a polar bear?
Yes, but they cant run!
What did Newton say when the apple landed on his head?
An apple a day keeps a headache away!
Why did Columbus think the world was round?
Because every time he went exploring, he ended up back in the exact same spot, he went on a round trip!
What was Heisenberg uncertain about?
His name, and how to spell it!
What was the name of Schrödinger’s cat?
Shhrodey rhodey
When a photo finish decides the winner of a race, did they change the outcome by measuring it?
Yes, they measured the milage, and whoever did the most miles, won!
What is the God particle used for?
It is used to persuade people that there is indeed actually a god!
Is the theory of everything all you need to know?
No. The theory of everything is to prove that we actually know nothing!
Fibbing Friday 28th April | pensitivity101 (wordpress.com)
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I loved your answer for Heisenberg being uncertain, “His name, and how to spell it!”
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Ha ha, yeah, I did enjoy coming up with that one 😃
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Good answers Carol Anne. #6, #7 and #10 especially. I should have said an apple a day gives you a headache in my responses! Thanks for playing along.
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Ha ha, thank you Di xox
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😄💖💖
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