Groaners

Why are flowers so friendly?

They always have new buds!

What season is best to go on a trampoline?

Spring-time.

Why did the farmer bury his money?

To make his soil rich!

Does February like March?

No, but April May.

Do monkeys fall from the sky?

Yes! During APE-ril showers.

Why was the bee mad?

You’d be mad too if someone stole your honey and nectar.

How do you make a waterbed bouncier?

Fill it with spring water.

Do you know about April 1st?

Yes, I’m fooly aware of it!

Why did the gardener plant a seed in the pond?

To grow a water-melon.

What do you call a well-dressed king of the jungle?

A dandy lion!

What kind of book does a rabbit like at bedtime?

One with a hoppy ending!

Author: Carol anne

I am 40 years young. I'm blind and I have dissociative identity disorder, I also have complex PTSD. I blog about my life with these disorders. I live in Ireland.

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