Jokes to brighten your day!

What fruits are mentioned most in history?

Answer: Dates

What is the smallest room in the world?

Answer: Mushroom

What’s more useful after it’s broken?

Answer: Egg

Why couldn’t the girl type on her computer?

Answer: She lost her keys

Why was the cat afraid of the tree?

Answer: Because of the bark

What is the longest word in the English dictionary?

Answer? Smiles, There is a mile between the S’s

Why couldn’t the bike get up?

Answer: it was two tired

Why are snakes so smart?

Answer: Because you can’t pull its leg

What is a woodpeckers favorite kind of joke?

Answer: A knock knock joke

Why did the turtle want to go to the therapist?

Answer: It wanted to come out of its shell

What happen when the toilet paper crossed the road?

Answer: It got stuck in the crack

What did the snail say when it road the turtles back?

Answer: weeeeeeeeeeeeee

What kind of a story does a giraffe tell?

Answer: a tall tale

Where does a cat go when it loses its tail?

Answer: the re-tail store

Why do lobsters have a hard time sharing?

Answer: Because there selfish

What do you call a grizzly bear with no teeth?

Answer: A gummy bear

What is a sharks favorite game?

Answer: Swallow the leader

Where do puppies sleep when they go camping?

Answer: in the pup tent

What was the snail doing on the highway?

Answer: about a mile a day

Author: Carol anne

I am 40 years young. I'm blind and I have dissociative identity disorder, I also have complex PTSD. I blog about my life with these disorders. I live in Ireland.

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