The leg of my kitchen chair
Fell off, oh dear
This morning, it was at a slant
Until it snapped
And I said, fuck that.
I picked it up
Tried to fix it
but, I could not
So in to the bin it went.
And now my chair
Has only three legs
I’d better not sit on it
Or I’ll fall off
And splat, that will be it.
FOWC with Fandango — Slant – This, That, and the Other (fivedotoh.com)