Your three things today are:
As I came out of the bedroom, charlie, the border collie pounced, and I gasped, as his sharp nails went through my leggings and scrawled my legs.
Oh, you silly pup, I said, but then he licked my hand and all traces of anger were gone!
Suddenly, the doorbell rang, and he was off, barking fiercely.
He’s gonna be a great watchdog, mom, I said as I tried to quiet him so I could answer the door.
I opened the door, and there stood the postman, with a delivery.
Shirley, he said?
Yep, thats me! I said gleefully.
I grabbed the box from him and quickly ran back inside.
I knew what it was. My box of lush products.
I know what I’ll be doing this weekend, I called to my mom, I’ll be doing a lot of self care, having bubble baths, putting on body lotion, body sprays, everything in this box smells so, well, lush!
My mom laughed and even charlie wimpered in unison.