Hahaha! go Jim! This is funny! Made me chuckle! 😀
People are often asked to put their two cents in, but when they only get a penny for their thoughts, was there a bad penny involved in this?
What disease was it that that the ham cured of anyway?
Why do people say that they “slept like a baby” when babies wake up like every two hours?
Why are you IN a movie, but you’re ON TV?
If the professor on Gilligan’s Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can’t he fix a hole in a boat?
If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?
If you eat all-natural foods can you still die of natural causes?
If a 911 operator has a heart attack, whom does he/she call?
Why is “bra” singular and “panties” plural?
Why do doctors leave the room while you change…
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