#1LinerWeds-Just talk!


Linda G Hill is our host for #OneLinerWeds.
Here’s my entry for this weeks challenge!
“I find that if you just talk, your mouth comes up with stuff.”

Skip to content

Primary Menu





50 Funny One Liner Quotes That Will Leave You In Splits! (With Images)

Posted on October 16, 2018by Staff


Laughter is good for you. The following is our hand picked collection of 50 of the funniest one line quotes that is sure to leave you in splits. These quotes are not only funny, they are also pretty clever. So enjoy!

If history repeats itself, I want a dinosaur – funny one line quote
Now if only I could teach him to play fetch!

“If history repeats itself, I am so getting a dinosaur!”― anonymous

“Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.”― Colleen Hoover

“A politician is someone who promises a bridge even when there’s no water”― Gregory David Roberts

“If you’re too open-minded; your brains will fall out.”― Lawrence Ferlinghetti

“The pen is mightier than the sword, if you shoot that pen out of a gun”– Stephen Colbert

“Surely after a milkshake has been shaken, shouldn’t it be called a milkshook?”― Leo M

“Those who believe in telekinesis, raise my hand.”― Kurt Vonnegut

Important thing to remember is not to forget – funny one liner quote
Note to self!

“The important thing to remember is not to forget”― Benny Bellamacina

“If a book about failures doesn’t sell, is it a success?”― Jerry Seinfeld

“Failed relationships can be described as so much wasted make-up.”― Marian Keyes

“If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?”― George Carlin

“No intelligent idea can gain general acceptance unless some stupidity is mixed in with it”― Fernando Pessoa

Money can’t buy love, except on Valentine’s day – funny one liner quote

“Money can’t buy love, except on Valentine’s Day.”― Matshona Dhliwayo

I find that if you just talk, your mouth comes up with stuff.
Karl Pilkington

Author: Carol anne

I am 40 years young. I'm blind and I have dissociative identity disorder, I also have complex PTSD. I blog about my life with these disorders. I live in Ireland.

Talk to me! I love comments!

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out /  Change )

Google photo

You are commenting using your Google account. Log Out /  Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )

Connecting to %s

This site uses Akismet to reduce spam. Learn how your comment data is processed.