- Who was the first President of the United States?
The road runner!
What was Abraham Lincolns best known nickname?
Why, Al, of course!
Whos faces are carved into Mt. Rushmore?
Everyone whose ever climbed it!
What historic event started on April 19th, 1775?
My birthday, 205 years to early! 😀
What act of infamy is Benedict Arnold best known for?
Taking his clothes off!
Who was Gen. Charles Cornwallis?
The bodyguard to my family!
Why do we celebrate Labor Day?
To celebrate all of the moms who have to go into labour to give birth each day!
What is so special about the Autumnal Equinox?
Why do tree leaves change color in the fall?
They’re tired of looking green and leafy!
What do people mean when they say, The apple doesnt fall far from the tree?
they mean, their apples are ripe, and they like to pick them before they fall off the tree!