This is soooo damn funny! You tell em girl! I luove it! 😛
Blondie knew what she was talking about! Nothing is as irritating when you’re trying to read than incessant phone calls. Particularly when they’re asshat sales calls of fuckwittage. This doesn’t bring out my best side. I have reading rabies. Don’t believe me? Interrupt me mid chapter and diagnose it for yourself!
A day in the phone life of me..
Ring, ring. Ring, ring.
Me: Hello…. HELLOOOOO?
First clue that is a telesales call, waiting for the auto dialer to connect…
Telesales twat: Hello can I speak to Donald Woodworth
Me: Not until you sing me the national anthem.
TT: I SAID can I speak to Donald Woodworth.
Me: and I said not until you sing me the national anthem.
TT: I ain’t singing you no national anthem.
Me: Then neither of us are getting what we wanted are we?
TT: I’ll call back later when someone responsible is home.
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