Teresa over at the haunted wordsmith has posed these questions to us, the object is to come up with as many fibs as you can to answer the questions!
- What was the strangest thing you ever caught? A dolphin but I let her go again
- What was something you once found at a road side stand? A shark!
- What is the greatest book of all time? Now that is going to have to be, something the egyptians wrote!
- Who deserves to win a Grammy? Me!
- And the winner for Best Actor goes to? My dad! Hes such a whiner, hed make a terrific actor!
- What is something you have won an award for? Standing on my head!
- If someone looked on your phone, what would they be shocked to find? Directions to all sorts of places!
- What is something you always look forward to when eating out? The bill!
- What is the first thing that runs through your head when you see a squirrel? Awwww cuuute!
- What is something you have always wanted to try? Octopus! Now that would be fun!
- If you could only have one food for the rest of your life what would it be? Broccoli!
- How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? If I get there first, hell be a dead woodchuck, Ill use him in the fire!
- All the geysers in Yellowstone drainedwhat do they find? Dead bodies!
- Instead of King Tut, what did they find in his tomb? A whole lot of books with lots of egypian secrets in them!
- Who is buried in Grants tomb? Hell one of my many victims!
- Who really runs your country? Not the orange cheeto thats for sure!
- The best advice ever given was: Go fuck yourself! Ahahaha! ❤