Smorgasbord Laughter Lines – Marriage, Butlers, Hygiene and Watches!

Have a good giggle, I loved this 😀

Smorgasbord Blog Magazine

Husbands

I just asked my husband if he remembers what today is… Scaring men is easy.

and many a true word……..

Usually the husband regards himself as the head of the household, and the pedestrian knows he has the right of way. Both of them are safe until they try to prove it!

Hygiene

Food Handling….

When Dave asked for two pies and some doughnuts at his local takeaway he was impressed to see the server using tongs to place the items into a paper bag.

‘Indeed sir,’ said the server in response to Dave’s comments, ‘we are very clean here. Always use tongs, No hands ever touch the food.’

As Dave turned to leave he noticed a piece of string hanging from the server’s fly and asked its purpose.

‘All part of the hygiene programme,’ said the server. ‘When I visit the bathroom I use the string to…

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Author: Carol Anne

I am a woman in my mid 30's. I'm blind and I have dissociative identity disorder, I also have complex PTSD. I blog about my life with these disorders. I live in Ireland.

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