Smorgasbord Laughter Lines – Schoolboy Howlers and out of the mouths of babes

these are awesome! a hoot for sure!

Smorgasbord Blog Magazine

Here are some more of the howlers from the younger generation….and a few other things….

O’Level Exam ¡Questions & Answers

The following questions and answers were collected from one year’s O-level exams, and are some of the answers given in exams last year. These are genuine responses!! (16 year olds)! from the Gorton area of Manchester


Q: Name the four seasons?
A: Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar.

Q: Explain one of the processes by which water can be made safe to drink?
A: Flirtation makes water safe to drink because it removes large pollutants like grit, sand, dead sheep and canoeists.

Q: How is dew formed?
A: The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire.

Q: What is a planet?
A: A body of earth surrounded by sky.

Q: What causes the tides in the oceans?
A: The tides are a fight between the Earth and…

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Author: Carol Anne

I am a woman in my mid 30's. I'm blind and I have dissociative identity disorder, I also have complex PTSD. I blog about my life with these disorders. I live in Ireland.

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